Church Bulletin Bloopers
December 6, 2018
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs took over the pulpit.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on Its a Terrible Experience.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeares Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to
follow.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary...
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.