Church Bulletin Bloopers

December 6, 2018

• Evening massage - 6 p.m.

• Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

• Ushers will eat latecomers.

• The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

• During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs took over the pulpit.

• Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

• Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

• Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary...

• The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.