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This Farm's Watch Dog Is A 300 Lb. Lion
Minnesotan Fred Wroblewski, of Little Chicago, was tired of the vandalism that was occurring at the vacant farm house he owned. So he decided to have his friend "Spike" move onto the farmstead as a deterrent to would-be vandals.
So far, it's working. For one simple reason.
Spike is a lion. King of the Jungle. A watch Cat with a capital 'C'.
An old car hood, propped up in the driveway, bears spray-painted warnings: "Keep out! No trespassing. Man Eater Lion."
The neighbors, as you might guess, aren't thrilled with Wroblewski's choice of farm protection.
"A lion? Here? Out in the middle of the boonies? I mean, really!," said Phyllis Fyler, who lives across the gravel road from Spike's new abode. "It's come to a pretty pass when you have to run down there in the morning to see if the lion's still there or if he's in your house or on the loose. I don't even want to go out and mow the lawn it's like Africa around here."
Fyler and other neighbors have complained to authorities about the lion, but there apparently is nothing illegal about keeping a lion in your farmyard in Minnesota.
"There are all sorts of laws about raising pheasants and you can't keep deer or other wild animals as pets," said Rice County Sheriff David Schweisthal. "But there's absolutely nothing that says you can't have a lion."
Spike, the sheriff noted, has been castrated, declawed and defanged. But the 3-year-old lion, who weighs between 300 and 500 pounds (nobody has asked him to step on a bathroom scale), is still a powerful beast with an imposing appearance.
"Psychologically, the lion is really doing the job for Wroblewski," the sheriff said. "Nobody'sbeen bothering the place since he put that lion there."
Spike spends most of his time sleeping on the roof of a wrecked Thunderbird parked next to the house. Occasionally, he leaves his perch to walk around the unfenced yard on the end of a 30-foot steel chain and to munch on dry dog food or meat scraps left for his enjoyment by Wroblewski.
Fyler, who takes care of her two grandchildren while her son is at work in Minneapolis, doesn't think much of Wroblewski's judgment. Guns on the wall of her home, normally unloaded, are loaded and ready these days, should they be needed.
"Apparently, there's nothing you can do until that lion kills somebody or maims somebody or runs somebody's prize herd of Holsteins through a fence. You can have a kook next door with a grizzly bear and there's nothing you can do about it. Real charming."
Fyler continued, "Sure, he feeds him twice a week. But what happens the other five days? Is he going to use the neighbors for fresh meat? He may be defanged, but he's still got teeth and they can do an awful lot of damage. I feel sorry for the animal. I wouldn't treat a dog that way. If it's a pet, it shouldn't be left alone."
Fyler says the neighbors received no warning when Wroblewski put the lion on the farm. She said it was first discovered by a farmer who was interested in buying some machinery parts Wroblewski had on the place.
When the farmer drove his moped onto the farm to inspect the parts, she said, "he heard something jingling behind him and turned around and here was this great big lion! He had the moped running again before he even jumped back on, he got out of there so fast! And he was white as a ghost!"
Fyler first heard of Spike when her 7-year-old granddaughter came home and told her a neighbor boy said there was a lion down the road. "I told her, 'Oh, Jennifer, don't you know when people are pulling your leg? There isn't any lion around here.' But there was!"
Fyler used to let her grandchildren ride their bikes down the road to visit their friends. Now, she takes them in her car.
"This might be fun and jokes and games to somebody 100 miles away from here. But when it's your family, you think twice about laughing."
Wroblewski, who owns a body shop in nearby Northfield, Minn., is unmoved and amused by Fyler's complaints.
"She's gotta watch her kids now so they don't go down there and tear the hell out of the place," he said.
"I've called the sheriff seven or eight

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